Neo-Kojiro

Age/Gender: 25, Male
Location: Trenton, NJ
Job: Invalid

I...am a loser. Odds are you are too. I mean, c'mon...if you wern't, would you be looking at this right now?

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Score: 7
Miko Miko NURSE!

"..."

submission: Miko Miko NURSE!
date: March 17, 2004

You're still alive?

Anyways, i think you know that this isn't up to your usual standard of excellence, so i'll just leave you to sob alone, with your sub-standard animutation.

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Score: 5
Boxer Man Episode 1

"I blame Arfenhouse 2."

date: September 29, 2003

I have now seen the roots of another inside joke. Because of the inside jokeness of this, you get a higher then average score.

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Score: 5
~Ro Poring~

"What the fu-"

submission: ~Ro Poring~
date: August 6, 2003

You lose points for it being one of those scare flashes, you gain points for making an RO-relative flash, you lose points for not showing a novice dying at the hands of the poring. When i see a poring, i expect either a brutal slaughter, or poring sex.

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Score: 4
Stop yaoi!

""Why stop yaoi?", you ask?"

submission: Stop yaoi!
date: April 30, 2003

I think the reason behind this is simple: yaoi is downright disturbing. Honestly, if you look at most, if not all of the yaoi out there, at least one of the guys looks like a girl anyhow, so it's little more then a normal relationship to the emotional point-of-view that women have. However, men usually look for the sex in a relationship, and what do we see? Two guys having sex, which is, in my opinion, disturbing. Now, i'm more accepting of yaoi (where one or both of them look like girls anyhow), then straight gay porn (in which the guys are either the stereotypical clean shaven type, or fat and hairy, both of which is sickening.) But this still doesn't change what it is: two guys having sex. Now, while yuri is also in equal ammounts of unnatural, i consider it better, as i imagine women to be more accepting then men, and can ease into homosexuality better then men. That and it's damn hot. Finally, if you attack this as being hateful or stupid, you have to remember it's still free speech, and if any of you pansys are gonna fight this, i'm willing to defend it tooth and nail.

Author's Response:

Wow thats onest... My respect!

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Score: 7
CT Trib. Particle Man

"Meh."

date: April 27, 2003

Actually, at that stairs part, i was kinda expecting the music to change to Mike Jackson's Bad, and for Ayla to start dancing to that, mostly cause she moon walked across the screen.

On another subject, if your first movie got good reviews, but was blammed, i don't quite think it could be considered good.

Author's Response:

Well everyone told me that my first try was good but not good enough to stay on newgrounds, they told me to make another one. So i did, Sorry about the no MJ!

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Score: 4
Never Give Up

"...bastard."

submission: Never Give Up
date: April 21, 2003

Damn you Khatam, you lying crackhead. I don't mind the fact that this was rather stupid, as most of your stuff borders between idiotic and insane, but what gets me is that you lied. God, you're a bastard.

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Score: 10
Ronin-Spirit of the Sword

"Nice."

date: April 16, 2003

Seems like a mix of Way of the Samurai, Onimusha, and Brave Fencer Musashi. (If you don't quite get that last one, it's the guy's hair. I can't help but think "Musashi, get ready to perish!")

Also, it seems clicking back and forth between new and password for the character causes the stats to reroll.

Author's Response:

yes, it does, just so that somebody would have the option set to 'new' and actually have a loaded character.

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Score: 3
Anime Is Awesome

"Heathen!"

submission: Anime Is Awesome
date: April 15, 2003

Feh...it's all opinion, anyways. Mostly, i surprised that it took 2.7 megs for *that*. Must of been the music.

Author's Response:

"Heathen".

Shut up, jackass. Anime isn't worth being compared to a religion.

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Score: 9
All Your Pie

"I like swords."

submission: All Your Pie
date: April 6, 2003

Ah, it's not like anyone really pays attention to those summarys, anyhow. Like in several of your movies, i enjoyed the hidden text in the background. Also, for the record, it's supposed to be "Somebody set up us the bomb". I blame the plaque in the AYB flash.

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Score: 2
No Shit

"*twitch*"

submission: No Shit
date: March 30, 2003

I assure you the song is the only saving grace to this. I also think that you're a lying bastard.

Author's Response:

Believe me, i tried for about 30 mins to try and sync anim with song, only barely succeding. I gave up and thought it would fail and get kicked off completely. But, hey! Here it is with a 3.00+ rating and so I don't really care anymore about what people think. And yes, I am a lying bastard.

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